It was recently pointed out to me that we here at Lookout Landing have been falling down at the job of holding the Mariners accountable (of course we fall down a lot. Have you seen how much beer this staff consumes? Also, Skiba’s lower quadrant is almost entirely made of wood. We keep hoping his Real Boy papers come in any day now). As a good Catholic school child who once literally had a teacher mark red X’s on my hand in Sharpie because I held my pencil wrong, I feel a deep sense of shame—I mean, more so than usual—at allowing these feckless pajama-clad slicksters to pull a fast one on us.
Lady Katherine’s School For Wayward Mariners
