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How do you solve a problem like a Mallex?

He climbs a wall and then he falls,
his pants have got a tear
He swings and whiffs,
and how he misses—
he strikes out everywhere

But I’d like to say a word in his behalf
Mallex
makes me
laugh

How do you solve a problem like a Mallex?
How do you catch a cloud a cloud and make it catch?
How do you find a word that means a Mallex?
How do you get over this very rough patch?