Historical or hysterical? Mariners’ magical start borders on the absurd, but oh what fun it is

Bulletin: This Mariners’ start has just been certified “officially insane” by the Federation of Unconscious Nines (FUN).

At first, it was a lark. Then a curiosity. Then an oddity. Then a marvel.

But now? After the Mariners pulled another victory out of the ether on Thursday in Kansas City? After they moved their record to 13-2 with the latest two-out miracle?

Now it’s untethered lunacy. Now it’s a national talking point. Now it’s getting historical.

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