If you saw this coming, you’re either a god damn liar or maybe you’re the most optimistic part of Jerry Dipoto’s psyche. Either way, surprise! The 2019 Mariners have defied everyone’s projections through 15 games and have slugged their way to an absolutely absurd 13-2 record. So, let’s pretend YOU’RE in charge of this surprising extra-potent and resilient team of crafty vets, young studs, and bounce-backers. How are you going to steer the ship for the rest of 2019?

You’re in charge of the 13-2 Seattle Mariners. What’s your next move?

There are a few obvious paths I see:

• BUY!