Hello and welcome back to FanPost Friday. Well, we all weathered the Canadian Invasion of 2024 with pretty mixed results on the field and now the Mariners have moved on to carry out a vengeful, spiteful carpet-bombing of the Southern California teams in some sort of misplaced expression of frustration perhaps. But, hey wins all count the same and the Mariners need as many as possible to ensure a healthy lead in the AL West over the Astros and Rangers.
Currently the Mariners are in the midst of executing a scorched-earth, nuclear Mickey Mop campaign against the utterly hapless Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.