All right, English Lit nerds, this one is for you!
Grab your Charles Dickens (I am so sorry), put quill to parchment, and give me your version of “A Christmas Carol” with notable Seattle Mariners as the characters. It can be as simple as a cast listing, or as extravagant as a full rewrite.
Here’s a start to get the creative juices flowing:
(enter mid-opening scene of Stave 1 with Lou Piniella as “Ebenezer Lou” and Joey Cora as his nephew)
“Don’t be angry, Uncle Lou.