The Mariners are currently engaged in a restructuring rebuild reimagining remix to Ignition, hot and fresh out the kitchen. While Jerry Dipoto has insisted that he’d have to be “blown away” by a trade in order to move any of his core three of young productive players in Edwin Diaz, Mitch Haniger, and Marco Gonzales, Jerry Dipoto is also apparently blown away by nineteen-year-old outfielders from cold weather states. Now, this is not to say we don’t as a staff love us some Jarred Kelenic here at the site; rather, to emphasize that every word that comes out of Jerry Dipoto’s mouth should be taken with not a grain, not a box, not even a lick of salt.