Evan James, John Trupin and Kate Preusser team up with east coast savants Anders Jorstad and Zach Mason for the trade of the century. After much speculation that a move was brewing, the Seattle Mariners have shipped Eugenio Suárez to the Arizona Diamondbacks, who seem deeply enthusiastic about taking our good players. Is this the worst move of all time? Of course not, but emotions are running high as we say goodbye to a legend and hello to pain. Sweet, sweet pain. Shout out to our sponsor MacDougall bats!