Editor’s note: if you’d like a straight recap of a 10-2 loss to the Rangers, look elsewhere. For everyone else—for all the mothers, the mother figures, those who choose not to be mothers, those who dearly wish to be, those who have found mothers other places, those with strained relationships with their mothers, those who don’t know their mothers, those who have lost their mothers, and all the shades that exist outside of pink—this is for you.
The baby had a diaper blowout on their way out the door, and by the time they finally left, the clouds threatened rain.