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Edwin Encarnacíon in Pinstripes?

Imagine a world where Edwin Encarnacíon’s Parrot has to shave her beard all in the name of uniformity. That is what we’re dealing with here, folks. Can you imagine Encarnacíon sans his fine chinstrap beard and his poor, poor bird, razor-burnt by necessity under the scourge of the evil empire? Yikes, am I right?

And I haven’t even gotten to that part where our beautifully colorful feathered friend is relegated into some black and white pinstriped horror show.

I hope it is not to be.

At the end of the day, it’ll be up to Lord Jerry to decide if Edwin and Co.