The Mariners have walloped the rest of MLB this season by going a whopping 67-42. No other team in the bigs has come close to matching, nor has any other club in Mariners history.
Only problem? That’s not an enviable stat. Seattle, you see, has had 67 players show up in a box score this season and 42 of those have stepped on the mound. The other 29 teams in the majors all fall short in both categories.
Couple that astounding turnover rate with a sub-70-win season, and you’d expect the manager’s desk drawer to have as much Xanax as it does Propecia.