We’re about two full months into something new and it’s starting to get a little dicey. What better time than now to check in on the Mariners’ exes?
For the sake of brevity, this list is limited to people who played for the big-league club in 2018 and left during the most recent offseason. As such, people like Michael Plassmeyer and Marc Rzepczynski are not included. My condolences.
Whatever you do, absolutely do not type his name into Twitter. The smoldering inferno of Mets’ fans takes combined with the ferocity of their respect for the game will surely melt your eyeballs.