* roll the dice *
Seven! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...
You're in the first inning. It's early, and you don't know much at all, so you guess wildly.
"Uhhh, Nelson Cruz, in the first inning, with a grand slam!"
A quick shake of the head, a flash of Robinson Canó strikeout, with a poorly hidden Yulieski Gurriel sacrifice fly tucked behind it.
* roll the dice *
Four! One, two, three, four...
You're in the second inning, and you have a bad feeling, but there's still plenty of hope.