A TV reporter covering a story in the Phoenix area couldn't wait to go #2, according to a police report obtained by his station KPHO/KTVK.
Police responded to a 911 call reporting a man publicly defecating on a private property in Goodyear, Arizona. The victim stated a news van was parked in front of her residence for about 40 minutes before she recognized Jonathan Lowe get out of the vehicle.
After picking up several papers from the street, the victim said she watched Lowe walk across the street, and "squat while leaning against the wall of the residence and proceeded to defecate in the yard.