[Author’s disclaimer: Shortly prior to the official end of the rain delay the author ingested a very pleasant cocktail of ibuprofen and muscle relaxers. She apologizes for any spelling, grammatical, or general comprehension problems within the piece. She does not apologize for the quality of this baseball game, because she is trying to stop apologizing for things that she has no control over.]
Huh.
It was just seven minutes of Mariners baseball, but that was more than enough to really satisfy the palette tonight. The best game analysis I can offer you comes in two parts.