After a brief and delightful respite against the spiraling Rangers, who are living the Mariners’ 2018 season, the Mariners are in for a cold dose of reality this weekend against a team that spent the trade deadline adding a few more gun towers and flaming guitar players to the rig they’ll be driving through the desert to the playoffs.
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There are no crisp lineup graphics at the time of this writing, for which I apologize, so you’ll have to suffer through this handwritten business:
Wade Miley draws the start against the Mariners to open the series, and has a nice 69% chance of winning the game, which is a joke Wade Miley would not laugh at, because Wade Miley does not believe in the internet, and thinks that a computer is a box full of ghosts only suitable for playing Minesweeper.