The 3 hour and 47 minute during which baseball was played today: Julio Rodríguez (0.338 WPA)
The 4 hour and 33 minute rain delay courtesy of the stadium planners of the AL Central: Paul Sewald (-0.233 WPA)
Definitely not using sticky stuff: James Karinchak (0.307 WPA, 18 hair wipes)
Definitely qualified to be an umpire: Ángel Hernández (at least 10 missed calls)
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