Waltery tart throwing swords: Logan Gilbert, 7 IP, only one earned run on two hits, one walk, and seven strikeouts.
Executive power derived from a mandate by the masses: Logan Gilbert, .157 WPA
Farcical aquatic ceremony: Julio Rodríguez, -.046 WPA.
Game thread comment of the day:
Just your typical spoiled, greedy Mariners fan (and also, same:)
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