Mariners 9, Angels 5
The wind beneath my wings: Jorge Polanco (WPA .180), but like... Julio and Victor (WPA .134 & .135 respectively)
The aroma from within the crawl space: Cal Raleigh (WPA -.082, five fly outs will do that to a man)
Game Thread Comment of the Day:
Cracked me up. Also h/t to fritz for both picking me up on the second thread and also roasting me appropriately: