Kirby whiffs: 15
J.P. Gold-Glove-caliber plays: 2
Win Probability Chart:
Signing up to recap a high-profile game: George Kirby, +.386 WPA
Not realizing it started at 9:07 ET: Teoscar Hernández, -.128 WPA
Game Thread Comment of the Day
From our fearless leader:
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And because it can’t be said enough: