Yeah, I got nothing.
It's not the end of the world, it's only May 3, the Mariners have a set of series against the AL West this week, blah blah blah. But I don't really want to type the same damn thing I've typed a billion times before. So in lieu of doing that, I'm going to just give you a big ol' list, a big list of things about the Seattle Mariners who just lost this here baseball game to the *best team in baseball,* the Houston Astros.
- The Mariners are bad right now.