Wade LeBlanc pitches like he has three outstanding speeding tickets and can’t afford a fourth one.
Wade LeBlanc pitches like Sufjan Stevens doing an Elliott Smith impression.
Wade LeBlanc pitches like he’s doing an egg toss.
Wade LeBlanc pitches like someone told him NyQuil was a performance-enhancing drug.
Wade LeBlanc pitches like a Little League coach who already plunked a couple kids at practice, and now the parents are watching.
Wade LeBlanc pitches like a turtle, swimming across a pond, carefully guiding a butterfly on its back.
Wade LeBlanc pitches like Matt LeBlanc’s post-Friends career.