What’s the first thing that comes to mind when you think of Ryon Healy?
Is it that O that is normally an A? Maybe his protruding ears that add to an undeniable charm? Perhaps you think of his ineffable goofiness as he took the “Aw shucks, fellas, I’m just happy to be here” role on an extremely talented 2018 Mariner roster. Many of you will remember how amped he was during James Paxton’s no-hitter.
Unfortunately, the first images that spring to mind when I think of Healy is a big swing-and-miss, usually followed by an Eeyore trot back to the dugout.