You’re all collectively welcome, fyi, for me not doing a stupid Whole Lotta Red/Die Lit bit with this article. I thought about it, and even started it, but I don’t even really like Playboi Carti, and the pun isn’t particularly good. Like, his Savant page has a lotta red. Yeah. Yawn. Shut up, Nick.
Anywho - it’s not an exaggeration to say Bryan Woo is one of the most exciting young arms in the league. His debut last season was highly-anticipated by prospect watchers, but perhaps went a little more under-the-radar than his rotation-mate Bryce Miller’s (the Bry-Guys, as they might be known).