This Gerber ain’t no baby. He’s a babe. And he is, for reasons passing understanding, apparently single:
Single women who like men of the Pacific Northwest, I ask, what is wrong with you? I can’t believe anybody would need it explained to them, but since we value service journalism here at Lookout Landing, I guess we’re going to have to spend his 40 in 25 going through all the reasons that you, yes you, should want to win a date with Joey Gerber.
We’re all shallow, so I won’t delay answering the first question you have about a potential romance: he’s very physical.