The Seattle Mariners play against both Jerry Meals and the Tampa Bay Rays at the same time, lose to both in deflating fashion.
On Sunday I was driving home from a weekend camping trip on the coast of California. I hadn’t showered for days and had limited access to soap, and yes, those details are relevant for this upcoming story. The drive home from the campsite involved a number of blind turns and windy roads, so paying close attention to the road was critical.
About halfway through I noticed my eye started to itch, and like a dingus I decided to rub it.