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34-29: The Mariners Did Not Win

The Rangers increase their lead to five games after a weird and kinda brutal 6-4 loss.

Early Richie Sexson: Chris Iannetta (.092 WPA)

There are many reasons for this unfortunate turn of events. One was that Wade Miley was driving without his seatbelt and his friends were like hey you should not do that and he was like nah i'm fine and they were like no seriously this is dangerous and then he was like ah. Another reason was that Steve Johnsoned, and then Vidal Nuño was like wait, I gotta work with THIS?