3/26/22: Open Game Thread / Evan White injury update

I’m unsure if sportswriters of days gone by ever referred to the lineups of a day game following a night tilt a “Hangover Nine” but I’m willing to confer the term to a possibly falsely halcyon definition in regards to today’s lineup. The Seattle Mariners face the Milwaukee Brewers today, with most of their starting lineup getting a day off. It’s logistically understandable, with last night’s 3-0 victory at home starring much of the actual big league roster, a Saturday mostly off is sensible. It does mean a roster surrounding starter Chris Flexen that hearkens to the Mid-May 2021 doldrums of “Oops, All Utility Players”.