The headache induced by watching a game at the Coliseum with the sound on: Mallex Smith, -.122 WPA (you know it’s a good night when a guy who homers has the lowest WPA on the team)
The blissful silence of turning off the game audio: Omar Narvaez, .188 WPA
Moment of the game: Omar attempts to murder Giant Rollie Fingers Head. Today his quest is unsuccessful, but he bides his time and hopes for more matchups with Oakland’s retread pitching staff: