Mariners lost a game to a team named after the best player in a child's gym sport. Also Kyle Seager hit a home run. Some other stuff happened but it's unlikely to be as great as everything Kyle Seager related.
Back in college, I had a class taught by someone that on multiple occasions subtly referenced her extensive drug use. It was an English class, and rather than teach us to write college level essays, she wanted us to go home and write one simile and bring it to class.
Now, had this been a typical college, the students would have at least pretended to try.