[He waits patiently outside the door until he decides to finally rip it off its hinges and chuck it through the windows of his various haters]
[Tory Lanez’s “Drip Drip Drip” blasts from a boom box perched atop Lewis’ shoulder, undoubtedly a positive addition to his off-season workout regimen]
[Lewis roams around the office and finds the longest-tenured employees, making sure to grab the chairs from under them right as they’re about to get comfortable. He then makes his way to the office kitchen and examines the coffee pot, complete with a wide array of fix-ins]
LEWIS (to nobody in particular): Couple things, Splenda is TERRRRRRIBLE for you!