Manager: Thank you for coming in, I wasn’t sure you would show.
M: Well, to be straight with you Erik, everyone around the office thinks you’re a liar.
ES: That’s ridiculous!
M: Is it? Let me ask you a question: How many pitches do you throw?
ES: Three. I throw three pitches.
M: You’ve proven my point. [tapping pages against the desk] OK, we’re done here.
ES: I—I threw my fastball (67.7%), my slider (17.7%) and my changeup (14.6%) this season.
M: Huh. Oh, yes, I see that now in your file.