Fresh a regular butt-kicking at the hands of the Yankees, the Mariners take their horse (read: jet) on the old town road (read: air route) to ride (read: hit) til they can’t no more (read: til the game is over). Yes, that’s right, the Mariners are in Texas and I’ve listened to too much country rap lately. As if there’s such a thing.
At a Glance
| Game 1 | Thursday, August 29 | 5:05 pm |
| RHP Félix Hernández | RHP Lance Lynn |
| Game 2 | Friday, August 30 | 5:05 pm |
| LHP Marco Gonzales | LHP Kolby Allard |
| Game 3 | Saturday, August 31 | 5:05 pm |
| LHP Tommy Milone | LHP Brock Burke |
| Game 4 | Sunday, September 1 | 12:05 pm |
| LHP Yusei Kikuchi | LHP Mike Minor |
Team Overview
The Rangers’ pitching is pretty darn good.