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2-4: The Mariners bookend opening week with another bizarre Felix start

Felix looked more like the Felix we all know, but the bad part is that so did the rest of the Mariners.

the quiet infinitude residing within us all: Felix Hernandez (.430 WPA)

that same thing but when you watch the mariners: Steve Clevenger (-.148 WPA)

Jerry's Equation: (5 Mariner BBs + 12 Mariner Ks) - (3 A's BBs + 7 A's Ks) = 7. Hell of a win, boys.

Hello there, welcome, sit down, take off your shoes, let me get you a drink, the Mariners are bad.