Our regular Power Rankings columnist is out this week enjoying something of a vacation in parts north. In his place, I’ll try to do his weekly aggregation of San Jose Sharks’ player performances proud. Don’t get too excited, however. Though we share a name we do not share a sense of humor (I have none) or any sort of evaluative processes. Regardless, we’ll try — you and this writer together — to assess this week in Shark’s history.
Hi, hello, yes. You’re going to want to sit down. If you’re reading this, it’s too late.