Editor’s Note: Inspired by Andrew Sharp’s excellent #HotSportsTakes series at Grantland (R.I.P.), we will occasionally attempt to write the worst Sharks column on the internet. This is satire (or an attempt, at least), and should not be taken seriously.
Today, we try to capitalize on the trend that’s taking the internet by storm: thinkpieces blaming millennials.
The hallmarks of many of our lives, and the victims of the world’s most destructive generation: millennials.
Yes, those millennials have left a trail of ruin that would make Darth Vader and the Terminator blush.