When your team isn’t in the playoffs, how do you choose who to root for?
For me, it’s pretty simple: which players do I like the most and which ones have personally wronged me by concussing a former Western Michigan Bronco Hockey Player (looking at you, Ryan Reaves).
While it’s easy enough to get on my bad side (play for any team except the Sharks), getting on my good side means getting right with the Big Man Upstairs: that’s right, Doug Wilson. Wearing a Sharks jersey at some point in your career might make me hate you just a little bit less than I hate all of the cool kids at your new school that you left me for and I’m definitely not bitter about.