Behind door number eight of our San Jose Earthquakes advent calendar is something we all knew would show up at one point, a wooden spoon. In case you are unaware the wooden spoon is handed out every season to the team with the worst record in the league. The Earthquakes have had some bad seasons since returning to the league in 2008 but last season was a low point. Optimistic Earthquakes supporters are hoping 2018 was rock bottom and the team brought on an Argentinian samurai to help raise them from the depths. Last season was still historically bad.