On Friday, the artist formerly known as Created the job that I now have, also known as Grant Brisbee (I don’t think I got that right, but I’m sure Gart Frisbee will forgive me), penned an article at The Athletic advocating for the San Francisco Giants to sign Zack Greinke.
The Giants, of course, can’t sign Zack Greinke, because the Giants can’t sign any player to a Major League deal on account of the MLB owners being a big pile of poopoo heads locking out the players. But when that ends, then the Giants could sign Greinke.