Happy New Year’s Day! It is customary to make New Year’s resolutions, so here are a few for the San Francisco Giants:
- Sign another starting pitcher, preferably Ru014dki Sasaki.
- Don’t let Ru014dki Sasaki sign with another NL West team.
- Spend the money that was set aside for Corbin Burnes on something other than real estate and political donations. Preferably on players.
- Add a lil’ offense.
- Be interesting.
- Win a whole lotta baseball games.
- Hire a lawyer to find a law that shows the Dodgers should be banned for the next few years.