ahahah ahahahahahaha hahahaaaaaa hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sorry, sorry. I’m writing this during yesterday’s ridiculous blow-out of a game. Sure, it’s possible that the Rockies came back and whooped the Giants in game two of the double-header, but right now Mark Reynolds just gave up two runs for Brandon Crawford’s seventh and eighth RBI of the game and I am AMUSED.
Now, just in case the Rockies do win the second game and something depressing happens, I want you to remember the good things!
The Giants won 19-2. More than 3,100 at-bats into their season, they raised their team batting average by three points in one game.