Do you like beer? Do you like marijuana? If you’re a lover of vices, then rooting for the Brewers and the Rockies seems like the way to go today. If you love corporate quirkiness and overthrowing the cutoff man, then it’s the Cubs and Dodgers for you today, weirdo.
Otherwise, congratulations to the Giants for doing their part to create some schedule chaos. Sure, the Dodgers are still a part of this chaos, but that also means they’re as susceptible to random chance as any team in a single game.