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The Giants’ theoretical payroll for a “pivotal” offseason

The San Francisco Giants have been here before. A pivotal offseason where they’ll need to take some big swings. Land a big fish. Spend “stupid money.” You know, be cool as hell.

It hasn’t quite worked out. They’ve spent money to a consolatory degree but the team is far from being cool as hell. Or cool at all. Or winning... approaching competitive... interesting...

The point is nobody likes them. Everybody hates them.

That very well could include free agents, who have turned spurning the Giants into an art form. Last offseason, the front office got meta and joined in by executing Farhan Zaidi’s “The Aristocrats!