In the top of the second inning, events conspired against Matt Moore, and the bases were loaded. There were two seeing-eye base hits that got past Brandon Crawford, and then Crawford made an error.
Is that a sentence that’s ever been written?
Is it a sentence that will ever be written again?
Probably not. And yet Moore pitched around it, striking out oh fine you don’t care about this whatever FINE we’ll just move on to the brawl you filthy animals.
The story of the game was that Hunter Strickland hit Bryce Harper with a fastball, Harper hit a gopher in Fremont with his helmet, and Jeff Samardzija hit Michael Morse with his everything.