According to Baseball Reference, the average nine-inning baseball game in 2018 lasts two hours and 59 minutes. When you account for extra innings, that means each team will spend in excess of 486 hours playing baseball this regular season.
And you, you poor fool, are spending a lot of those hours with them. For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness, and in health.
Love and cherish? Ehhh, maybe. If I could use letters to draw an image of the Larry David “meh” face, I’d do so here, and you would laugh, both at the hilarity of the image, and at the fact that I wasted so much time making it.