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What a week it’s been, huh? After a quite Thursday full of manufactured momentum, Friday was a verifiable poop show (I didn’t want to swear, but really doesn’t work without the alliteration, does it? Maybe crap circus? Poo party? Poop performance? Dookie display? I dunno, work with me, it’s been a looooooong day).

I woke up to a report that Shohei Ohtani was likely to sign on Friday. Eventually the famed airline trackers found numerous private flights from Orange County to the Bay Area. But more scarily, a flight from Orange County to Toronto.

That led to a report that Ohtani was signing with the Toronto Blue Jays, and it would be announced that evening. That report was then refuted by many…