•Watching the Giants lurch and stumble down the stretch, I suffered a concussion in my oblique.
•Those of us who favor baseball going to computerized calling of balls and strikes would like to thank Cowboy Joe West. Or as we like to call him, Exhibit A.
•Still anonymous, the security man at Levi’s Stadium who fought off three burly cowards seemingly intent on killing a Vikings fan after the 49ers’ season opener. We do know that Unknown Security Man is 18, and judging from video, he’s not real big. Gets my vote for 49ers’ MVP.