Brian Wilson sprinted out from behind the wall in a game-used jersey and bright orange shoes that he was once fined for wearing by Major League Baseball. Before Tuesday, you would’ve thought that was the setup to a story about the arrest of Brian Wilson outside Whisky a Go Go, but since this is Brian Wilson we’re talking about, it actually means something far more weird happened — he did something quaint. Almost normal. He threw out the first pitch for the Giants’ home opener.
Under normal Brian Wilson circumstances, we would’ve heard about this beforehand.