Ranking the most “Dad” players in the Giants clubhouse

It’s that time of year again. The time where “buy-five-in-bulk-at-Costco” cargo shorts line suburban sidewalks unmanned and seemingly untamed. The time where if you accidently blink, six fathers magically appear out of nowhere and ask about the last time you checked the oil in your car. The time where you pause for a moment to reminisce all the times you pretended to be dead when your dad would ask you, for the billion and eighth time, how to download all his music from the computer onto his iPhone.

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