Hey there! This is going to be a depressing article! So, before we get started, let’s just take a deep inhale from the sweet, sweet bag o’ highlights. It’s been pretty empty these days, but I think…
Ah! Here we go.
If you’re not a glutton for misery, I’d recommend you stop reading here. Just take your Denny’s breakfast special to go before the melancholia of a musty diner masquerading as a successful franchise seeps into your bones and ruins the rest of your day. Or, you can watch me struggle to find a reason to be optimistic about a team offense that has collectively batted like Kevin Pillar since 2017.